Investigation launched about allegations that sailors were running a fucking competition on board a ship
The Australian Defence Department has launched an inquiry over allegations that three sailors were running a sex competition, placing bets on who could fuck the most number of female crew members on board their HMAS ship. The three were sent home last May while the ship was deployed overseas.
Chief Exorcist says the Devil is at work inside the Vatican. 85 year old Father Gabriel Amorth, has been chief exorcist in the Vatican for 25 years dealing with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, reckons that all the perverted scandals in the Holy Roman Church are due to satanic infiltration.
In an interview for Playboy, singer John Mayer told how insane it was fucking Jessica Simpson. Mayer likened her to a drug. He said, “A drug … like crack cocaine. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
Burnemouth pensioner, Ruby Wood appeared in court earlier this month accused of transferring almost £50,000 of criminal property. The old girl denies that she had any direct involvement in the brothel which was run from her flat by her daughter, Diana, telling the police she thought her daughter was operating a legal escort agency.
In Spartanburg County, South Carolina a man is facing charges of indecent exposure after offering to pave a woman’s drive way in exchange for a blow job.
Swap your bible for a good hard core porn film. This is what a group of students is doing at the University of Texas, San Antonio.
London mayor Boris Johnson has suggested that shoppers should challenge newsagents who allow their windows to advertise hookers. Boris reckons that people did not realise that cards offering ‘massage services’ were really whores plying their trade, and that it often involved international organised crime.
Porn to Parliament that’s what Anna Span is hoping to achieve. Award winning female porn director Anna Span, real name Anna Arrowsmith, has been selected as the Liberal Democrat candidate for Gravesham Kent. The 38 year old, who is married and lives in Groombridge, Tunbridge Wells reckons she is ready to take the seat from Tory Adam Holloway at the general election.
A Florida based company has come up with a libido- enhancing chewing gum for men. Tommy Babli, the man behind the creation, says, “The thing I hear all the time is that Sexlets puts you in the mood. I’ve even noticed myself.” Well he would say that wouldn’t he?
According to a ‘gossip’ site 44 year old Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller have three way sex with other women and they will be outed in the very near future by one of the women who says she had sex with the couple.
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