Archive for the ‘Newshound’ Category

Megan Fox Has Only Ever Fucked Two Men March 24, 2010

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23 year old sultry sex symbol Megan Fox admits that she has only bedded two men in her life. Megan who appears on the cover of a leading fashion magazine next month reveals that she’s nothing like the fuckable image the media make her out to be. She’s been screwing actor Brian Austin since 2004.

Scottish Couple Banned From Having Sex In their Own Home March 23, 2010

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A disabled couple from Penicuik, Midlothian in Scotland have been banned form having sex in their own flat between the hours of 10pm and 7 am. The ban came after a neighbour complained to the council about too much noise.

Pamela Anderson Needs To Relax March 22, 2010

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According to an English newspaper Pamela is missing being shagged. Pamela, 43, who is appearing in an advert for crisps as a barmaid to Al Murray the landlord, under the watchful eye of Gary Linker said in the interview, “I always get my heart broken. It’s not so bad being single. I miss sex – it helps me relax. And I’m so un-relaxed at the moment.”

Nurse I Need A Hand Job March 21, 2010

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A 24 year old nurse in a Dutch hospital was recently asked by a 42 year old disabled male patient to give him some hand relief. When she refused to flick the man’s cock he tried to get her dismissed on the grounds that she was unfit to provide care!

Actor Gerard Butler Too Paranoid To Fuck!! March 20, 2010

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Although40 year old actor Gerald Butler is considered one of the sexiest actors on the planet he is super paranoid about fucking. As he gets increasingly famous Butler is terrified that anyone he shags is going to sell their story to the tabloids.

Sasha Grey To Become A Bible Wielding Christian March 19, 2010

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Who would have believed it, horny, porn star Sasha Grey is to become a devout bible reading Christian. Thankfully, it’s only a role in a film where Sasha gets to play a teen girl who takes a purity vow – not to get fucked, give hand jobs, or suck any one off before she gets married.

40,000 Whores Expected At World Cup March 19, 2010

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An expected influx of 40,000 prostitutes will head to South Africa for the World Cup this Summer.

“As if we don’t have enough of our own (hookers) we have to import them to ensure our visitors are entertained,” commented David Bayever, deputy chair of the Central Drug Authority. “It’s horrific and very concerning. Money talks, and if you’re a sex worker then there is going to be money in South Africa in 2010.”

I Shagged Fourteen Women In One Night Claims Hollywood Star March 18, 2010

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Big Screen Star Mickey Rourke reckons he had a marathon night and screwed 14 different women – here in the UK!

Avatar Actress Loves Fucking March 17, 2010

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Zoe Saldana says she loves to shag and can’t live without it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Job As A Hooker March 17, 2010

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31 year old Jennifer Love Hewitt has been offered a role as a prostitute. Actress, singer-song writer Jennifer is to play a whore with a heart of gold in a new TV movie aired later this year.


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