Hi guys
I was watching Gordon Brown on the news the other day. Don’t fall off your sofas. I don’t spend my whole time being fucked, unlike the prime minister who’s getting screwed left, right and centre.
Why doesn’t he just push off and enjoy what time he’s got left living off his pension? Maybe he does want to go and it’s his wife encouraging him to stay.
Couldn’t blame her could you? The few times you see him laughing, you wish he’d stop.
…or does his wife give a helping hand?
Hi people
Autumn’s here which usually means “MPs at the seaside!” apart from the Tories who were in wet Manchester. Wonder if David Cameron had time for a wet Samantha….hmmm.
Who knows, they could be kinky fuckers – into beatings, ballgags and a lot of bondage.
Hi there
How’s it going? I’ve been working like a dog but hopefully not been looking like one – that wouldn’t be too great for business would it?
One of my regulars, let’s call him ‘Jon’, always tells me how luscious I am. He’s a banker in the city and hung like a mule. He’s got a generous wallet too. As my dad puts it, he’s not one of these guys with low pockets and short arms….
Hiya
Do you guys remember me telling you about one of dad’s girlfriends? She’s Italian and her name’s Vanessa. Very sexy lady and generous too. We always go shopping together and even though I’ve got my “night job” and get a decent allowance, she’s always buying me stuff. Thursday evening we popped into Soho. I’ve got a party to go to and I wanted something wild.
Hi guys
Hope you’re enjoying the summer because apparently it’s over. Shame really cos I’ve got all these sexy dresses that cover my juicy bits but cling to all my naughty bits. I wore one such number to the park last week and I had a feeling something would happen.
Hiya
My dad’s not happy. We got these decorators in to tart up the lounge. It all looks fine to me, but dad reckons they’ve done a shit job. I dread them coming back because it wasn’t just the living room they fucked – know what I mean?
I’ve always liked a bit of rough and boy these men were rough.
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God I’m knackered. I went out last night and met these two guys. They were fine!
One’s a decorator and the other’s in HR. I don’t know what this means exactly but after we started chatting, it was obvious nor did he. It was decorator-guy’s birthday (let’s call him Alex) and he was with his mates having a good time.
Well hello there.
Me and Ian finally got it together and boy was it intense.
Ian’s the porn producer who wants me in his films. I knew him through a mate who’d said that for an 18 year old I was very upfront, in many more ways than one. I think this must have intrigued him because we spoke and agreed to meet.
Hiya
So back to my Dad’s mate, Dave -
He must have liked the red dress I wore because he kept gazing at me saying how sexy I looked then before I’d finished my drink, he’d lifted it up, opened my legs and started rubbing me through my panties.
Hi all
I’m typing this then meeting Ian. He’s the guy I told you about, the one who wanted me to write this blog. He makes pornos and, from what I’ve seen, they’re pretty hardcore.
He wants me in his next film but from the way I’ve seen his cock bulge, it’s me he really wants.
He’d better not stretch me out though. The men I fuck prefer my pussy tight and wet and plump – it’s how I get paid. Besides I’m only 18. It wouldn’t be good to have a cunt that’s as wide as a wizard’s sleeve now would it? Especially not in my line of work!
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