Whores In Switzerland Trained To Save Lives
February 25, 2010
Hookers in Lugano Switzerland are being trained to mend old broken hearts, literally. Having an old client die on you while you’re doing your fucking work can be a drawback, but local authorities are now training prostitutes to use defibrillators should an old fucker have a heart attack while on the job.
The most recent victim was an old age pensioner who was thought to be using a cock stiffening medication. His death follows a series of other incidents where heart attacks have happened while oldies have been shagging. “Having customers die on us isn’t exactly good publicity,” a local sex club owner said.
There are some 38 sex clubs and whorehouses in the Swiss area of Lugano, and more are planned to accommodate the thousands of clients who cross the border from Italy where brothels are illegal. Health experts in Switzerland are, apparently, happy to back the plan.
Defibrillators work by delivering a controlled electric shock to the heart to restore a normal heartbeat, after it has stopped. The British Heart Foundation says defibrillators are “becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use.”
Photo By Jana Pflug
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