No One Wants To Shag Gordon Brown
February 20, 2010
In an indepth look into the sex lives of the country’s political voters it turns out only 1% of Labour’s dedicated women would like to be fucked by Gordon Brown. Of course not one non- labour voting woman would let Brown shag them. But a staggering 11% of Tory women would like to get laid by David Cameron. Labour voters are more likely to shag Cameron than Brown, 4% of them!!!
3% of the votes from the Conservatives goes to Nick Clegg, 2% from Labour and 5% from the Lib Dem
The least surprising statistic is that the option “None of the above” gets a 90 per cent average score.
Photo By World Development Movement
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