From Boozer To Brothel For World Cup Fans
February 27, 2010
There’s going to be a special service for England World cup fans in Rustenburg South Africa this June, and it’s not a church service.
Two businessmen, Lourens Opperman and Louis Coedzee, have put their heads together and come up with a great plan for the expected twenty-five thousand visiting supporters.
Coedzee owns a pub, brilliant, and Opperman owns a whorehouse, fucking brilliant, put the two together and what a match. Problem is the whores are five miles away, a long walk, no worries, the pair of entrepreneurs will provide a shuttle bus, going from the pub for a drink, to the brothel for a shag, back to the pub, back for a shag. Visitors to the brothel can expect naked lap-dancing and a good screw for about £50.
“We’ll have everything a fan could possibly want,” Coedzee said. Adding, “Lourens can accommodate 1,800 people and the ladies will be busy. We’ll have to think about getting more in.”
Photo by hesterjenna
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