Strictly Speaking

A swingers club has been opened in an art gallery in Vienna Austria. The aim is to provoke debates about scandals in art.

The first legal male prostitute in America started work earlier this month at the Shady Ranch Whore House Nevada. So Mandy Stadtmiller a journalist from New York decided to give him ago – I guess her paper paid the expenses!

There’s going to be a special service for England World cup fans in Rustenburg South Africa this June, and it’s not a church service.

If you are into fucking outside your marriage and like a damn good caning Malaysia could be the place for you.

This week singer Rihanna celebrated her birthday in Scottsdale, Arizona by bar hopping with her new shag of the moment, Matt Kemp. Reportedly, in one of the clubs they visited Rihanna got a lap dance from female midget porn star ‘Bridget the Midget’.

Apparently if you live or visit New York you have to get used to a lot of noise, and not just the general din of city life. New York, where housing prices and rents are high and the walls are paper thin, where hardly anyone knows their neighbours, chances are you’ll hear them fucking away.

Jasmine 24/7 (Television X)

Sextasy (Sex Sense)

Eternity (Wicked Pictures)

Star of the series ‘Lost’ Matthew Fox is, according to reports fucking a woman young enough to be his daughter. The 43 year old star met the 24 year old stripper Stefani Talbott last July at club Stars Cabaret in Bend, Oregon where she was working. “I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited,” said Stefani.

Hookers in Lugano Switzerland are being trained to mend old broken hearts, literally. Having an old client die on you while you’re doing your fucking work can be a drawback, but local authorities are now training prostitutes to use defibrillators should an old fucker have a heart attack while on the job.