Strictly Speaking

Paris Hilton was seen with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt buying sex toys to have a fucking good time.

Porn star Sasha Grey has endorsed an advert-“Too Much Sex Can Be A Bad Thing”. Thankfully it’s not an anti-porn campaign; she’s supporting PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).

The minimum age for being a hooker in Amsterdam may be raised from 18 to 23 years. The deputy mayor of Amsterdam Lodewijk Asscher has put forward a proposal to raise the age of legally working whores and to cut their working hours. He recommends that the minimum age for a girl to work should be 23 and that no fucking trade should be allowed between the hours of 4 and 8 am.

British Gangbangs Boxset (Bukkake Man)
Squiters and Gushers – iPod Download (Mss Interactive)
Strap On And Hold Tight (Smash Pictures)
Stephanie Loves Girls (Sweetheart)

Last year Caroline and Steve Cartwright of Tyne and Wear were given Asbos because when they fucked Caroline made so much noise the neighbours complained.

During a previous hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O’Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been kept awake most of the night. She said, “The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.”