Two Old Men Visit Brothel
December 8, 2009
Two old men, getting to the end of their days, decide to have what is probably their last night on the town. After having a few too many drinks they decide to visit a brothel.
At the house they call on the madam takes a look at the old buggers and whispers to her manager, “Go and put an inflated doll in each bed of the first rooms. These blokes are so old and drunk, I’m not going to waste my girls on them, they won’t know the difference.”
The manger does as she tells him and the two old men go upstairs and do the business.
On their walk home one man says, “You know Jack, I think my girl was dead!”
“Dead?” asks his friend, “why do you say that?”
“Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was fucking her.”
“Could have been worse,” said Jack, “I think mine was a witch!”
“What makes you say that?”
“Well,” replies Jack, “I was give her a good seeing to with my cock and kissing her on the neck, and I got really excited and bit her, then she farted and flew out the window, took my bloody teeth with her as well!”
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