Get the dressing-up box out!
October 25, 2009
JoyBox, the latest title from Television X is set in a mysterious fancy dress shop, where any costume the girls try on leads them to right into their fantasy. Sound vaguely familiar? Well, it might be a little peverse but Television X have taken the basic premise from a classic children’s tv progamme and made a fucking good porno from it. They’ve thrown out the moral storylines along with the bowler hats and spun their own unique twist on this imaginative concept and given each of the gorgeous girls in this hot film their own horny, filthy fantasy to live out behind the changing room curtain.
It would be wrong not to start this particular review with the standout scene: Claudia Rossi in the gold bikini every sci-fi geek worth his salt has busted one out to. Looking way hotter than Carrie Fisher, our Claudia is rescued by her hunky hero with a larger-than-average light sabre. Getting real-life boyfriend Jay Snake to play the part is a stroke of genius as it adds genuine chemistry to an already exciting scene. Watching him greedily lap up Claudia’s dripping wet pussy, one could almost imagine we’ve stumbled across a sneak peek into dress-up time at the Snake household.
Each of the scenes in JoyBox are as inspired as this and a lot of thought has gone in to the sets and costumes. Which is great as it’s quite refreshing not to see your favourite porno gal getting bonked on the same old beds and sofas. Prize for the most inventive scene goes to the one with cute Essex babe Theo. After dressing up like a Native American Indian, she opens the changing room curtain to find herself out in the woods, where a tepee awaits her. You just know she’s going to get a good suck on her Big Chief’s peace pipe!
The hottest girl in the entire film has got to be Katie K. Looking utterly spectacular in a bobbed brunette wig; Katie opens her curtain (and her legs for that matter!) to indulge in a saucy lesbian vampire romp on top of a tombstone. Oriental babe Natalia X wants to drink more than just her blood and before long the two girls are happily plugging away at each other’s pussies. Turns out vampires aren’t just for teenage girls lusting after their tween undead heart-throbs anymore!
One girl who knows all about lusting after broody looking men is Robyn Truelove. In her sexy scene she looks suspiciously like she’s been taking fashion tips from Jane Fonda circa 1968, ready to pounce on space captain Jay Snake. Not that we mind, you see, as her outfit is super-slutty and her tits and pussy make an early appearance.
And finally, it’s fair to say that no classic British porno is without its laughs, and it’s up to Steve Hooper to deliver these as a grunting caveman screwing Holly D on a bed of animal skins. We love watching Holly sucking cock; she’s so tiny and looks even smaller sucking cock and looking up with those big brown eyes!
JoyBox delivers everything you could possibly want from porn, whether you’re male or female! Fit-as-fuck young fillies, manly studs, sizzling chemistry, originality, role-play, straight sex, lesbian sex… this is one film you can enjoy with the missus, or without.



