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A Multi-Racial Experience! Picture the latest interactive game on the shelves today… Now, imagine that instead of fighting or shooting aliens, the game characters are fucking! Welcome to Race 2 Race. This interracial sex challenge pits 17 highly skilled men and women of all races, against each other. They’ve come from around the globe to compete – Africa, Asia, Austria, Australia, and everywhere in between… Black, White, Yellow, and Red, all vying for the title of “World’s Best Fuck.” Couples, 3-ways, and 4-ways are “fucking-it-out” to see who’s left standing. Sex is a game…want to play?

Investigation launched about allegations that sailors were running a fucking competition on board a ship

The Australian Defence Department has launched an inquiry over allegations that three sailors were running a sex competition, placing bets on who could fuck the most number of female crew members on board their HMAS ship. The three were sent home last May while the ship was deployed overseas.

The investigation will look into the allegations that dollar values were given to each female on board and that more money could be won if anyone got to screw a female officer and even higher stakes for a lesbian crew member.

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Chief Exorcist says the Devil is at work inside the Vatican. 85 year old Father Gabriel Amorth, has been chief exorcist in the Vatican for 25 years dealing with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, reckons that all the perverted scandals in the Holy Roman Church are due to satanic infiltration.

“There are cardinals who do not believe in Jesus,” he said, “and bishops who are linked to the Demon”. He added, “When one speaks of ‘the smoke of Satan’ [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and male prostitutes.”

So it’s not just that the Vatican is full of dirty perverts – the Devil is in there. Coincidently Father Amorth has launched a book with a catchy title of ‘ Memoirs of an Exorcist’.

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In an interview for Playboy, singer John Mayer told how insane it was fucking Jessica Simpson. Mayer likened her to a drug. He said, “A drug … like crack cocaine. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

29 year old actress and singer Jessica retaliated on an American talk show. She sums up her reaction to Mayer’s comment with one word: Disappointment. “There’s nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody,” she says. Asked if she’s angry, she responds, “I’m not angry. I’m – well, I’m a little bit angry.”

What is she angry about exactly? “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed,” she said. “I mean, I guess I could have been a lot worse.”

On another topic she also told the show’s host that’s she comfortable with the shape of her figure. “I love my curves. I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.”

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Burnemouth pensioner, Ruby Wood appeared in court earlier this month accused of transferring almost £50,000 of criminal property. The old girl denies that she had any direct involvement in the brothel which was run from her flat by her daughter, Diana, telling the police she thought her daughter was operating a legal escort agency.

Jurors heard how in 2006, Ruby bought the flat and paid almost £50,000 in mortgage payments despite her only income being the state pension. Prosecutor, Simon Jones said Diana Wood made regular payments into her mother’s account and the cash was used to pay the mortgage.

He told how an undercover police officer posed as a ‘working girl’ and spoke to Ruby Wood on the telephone, the conversation demonstrating “that the defendant knew a little bit more about her daughter’s flat and what went on there than she may be prepared to accept.”

Old Ruby was found guilty as charged and the retired shopkeeper has been given a 12-month conditional discharge. Her daughter has pleaded guilty to keeping a brothel.

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In Spartanburg County, South Carolina a man is facing charges of indecent exposure after offering to pave a woman’s drive way in exchange for a blow job.

The unnamedwoman told investigators that two men in a pickup truck asked if she wanted her driveway paving. One then got his cock out and offered to do the work in exchange for a blow job.

She obvioulsy wasn’t impressed by the offer, called the cops and the offender was found a short drive from her house. Identified later as Billie Bobbie Harrison, he admitted showing his dick to the woman.

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Swap your bible for a good hard core porn film. This is what a group of students is doing at the University of Texas, San Antonio.

The group, known as the Atheist Agenda held a campaign ‘Smut For Smut’ likening the bible to porn. Atheist Agenda President Carlos Morales says that the Bible condones mistreatment as much as pornography. “I wouldn’t want to live by what they call ‘morality’ in the Bible,” he added.

During the campaign they offer to swap any religious work for a porn film. On the first day of the campaign 10 students traded in their bibles.

Opposition to the campaign was strong and protestors gathered around the booth singing Christian hymns, including “Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so.” Others were holding signs that included messages such as “Jesus Saves.”

Hallelujah !!!!!!

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London mayor Boris Johnson has suggested that shoppers should challenge newsagents who allow their windows to advertise hookers. Boris reckons that people did not realise that cards offering ‘massage services’ were really whores plying their trade, and that it often involved international organised crime.

This insight from Boris, (thanks Boris, we would never have known otherwise!!!) came on International Women’s Day where in a speech he said members of the public should play their part. “I think this is one of those areas where the public can have a huge influence,” Boris said. Supposedly the Met boys are also working hard to curb this seedy wave of International crime, officers have arrested several people caught distributing cards and thousands of cards have been cleared away.

But Sarah Walker from the International Prostitutes Collective criticised the mayor’s plans, saying, “It’s outrageous that Boris Johnson is using International Woman’s Day to attack prostitutes. Banning women from putting cards in windows will drive them out of premises on to the streets, which is 10 times worse.”

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Porn to Parliament that’s what Anna Span is hoping to achieve. Award winning female porn director Anna Span, real name Anna Arrowsmith, has been selected as the Liberal Democrat candidate for Gravesham Kent. The 38 year old, who is married and lives in Groombridge, Tunbridge Wells reckons she is ready to take the seat from Tory Adam Holloway at the general election.

Anna started shooting porn after graduating from Central St Martins in Fine Art in 1998 and since then has directed over 250 fantastic fucking, sucking, licking and spunky scenes. She says she was spurred into standing for election by the MPs’ expenses scandal and a belief that women are under-represented in Parliament. Her interest in politics was inspired by watching Margaret Thatcher during the 1979 general election campaign, where she willed Margaret to become the first British female prime minister.

She said, “If people don’t know what I do for a living then they would never know. The local party and the local people who I have so far met have seen that I’m very driven. I’m not campaigning on behalf of my old industry. I’m campaigning on behalf of the people in the Gravesham area. When people get to see me, they will realise that I’m used to project managing and that I’m driven to achieve change rather than just promising it.”

She describes herself as a keen campaigner for women’s rights and anti-censorship issues, and has spent the past 12 years trying to make the adult industry more female friendly.

A spokesman for the Liberal Democrats said, “The Liberal Democrats are proud to have candidates throughout the country with a great diversity of backgrounds and life experiences. Anna will be a strong candidate for Gravesham, and with her family links to the area we believe she is the best person to bring fairness to local people.”

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